John Sherman poll:
Would you rather make out with a sheep or a goat?
If you answered "male or female" you show a strong bias towards traditional values and should be a trad climber
If you answered "Which has a nose ring?" you are a slave to fashion and should move to Flagstaff and bolder
If you answered "sheep and goat" you show great self-confidence and should become an alpinist
If you answered "neither" you should give up climbing
....Gleba pod drogą jest płaska, porośnięta trawą i bez kamieni.